Topics discussed on today's show: National Taffy Day, Frank in Denver, Heidi in Oregon, Jordan in Vegas, The Trendmill, Birthdays, History Quiz, Corrie in Dallas, Emo's Shirts, Johnny's Garbage Plates and Golf, Little Johnny's Growing Pot, Traveling for Memorial Day, Animals at the Zoo, Top Cities For Mosquitos, I Got No Friends, Friends, The Ugly One, Divorced Parents, and Apologies.