It's the first full week of January, aka Quitters Day - when New Year's resolutions go to die. We're talking My Strange Addiction, poor people's food, why quitting is basically a lifestyle, and hitting you with a pop quiz you didn't study for. Plus: NFL Wildcard Weekend madness, America's favorite sports, a sick astronaut stuck in space, Google writing your emails so you don't have to, and entertainment news. Also, Probably white! Definitely unhinged. Become a VIP today!